A woman asks her husband at breakfast time

Want some bacon, eggs, toast, maybe coffee?โ€

He replies, โ€œNo thanks, the Viagraโ€™s really killed my appetite.โ€

At lunch, she offers soup, muffins, a sandwich.
Again he says, โ€œStill no appetite โ€” must be the Viagra.โ€

 

Come dinner, she suggests steak, pie, stir-fry.
He declines once more.

Finally, she snaps,
โ€œWell, would you mind getting off me? Iโ€™m starving!โ€

 

 


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