The room falls silent. Daddy looks shocked, his face pale, and Mummyโs eyes widen in disbelief.
โExcuse me?โ Mummy finally says, her voice trembling between anger and panic.
The little girl innocently repeats, โYou know, like you and Uncle Jack did when Daddy was in Vancouver. I saw it through the keyhole that time, too.โ
Daddy raises an eyebrow and smirks, suddenly looking less guilty. โOh, really, Mummy?โ he says, crossing his arms.
Mummy stammers, โI-I think you must have misunderstood, sweetie.โ
The little girl shakes her head with confidence. โNope! It looked just the same. But Uncle Jack is way funnierโhe made silly faces while you two were on the bed!โ
Daddy tries to hold back a laugh, while Mummyโs face turns crimson. โThatโs enough bedtime stories for tonight!โ she snaps, ushering the little girl toward her room.
As the little girl skips away, Daddy turns to Mummy with a sly grin. โAttorney in the morning, huh?โ
Mummy glares at him and mutters, โDonโt push your luck.โ

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