A blonde walks into the police

A blonde walks into a police department seeking a job. The officer begins with some basic questions:

Officer: โ€œWhatโ€™s 2+2?โ€
Blonde: โ€œUmmmmmโ€ฆ 4!โ€
Officer: โ€œWhatโ€™s the square root of 100?โ€
Blonde: โ€œUmmmmโ€ฆ 10!โ€
The officer continues, โ€œWho killed Abraham Lincoln?โ€

Blonde: โ€œUmmmmโ€ฆ I dunno.โ€

The officer suggests, โ€œWell, you can go home and think about it. Come back tomorrow.โ€

Excited, the blonde calls a friend. She exclaims, โ€œNot only did I get the job, Iโ€™m already working on a murder case!โ€


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