A blonde walks into a police department seeking a job. The officer begins with some basic questions:
Officer: โWhatโs 2+2?โ
Blonde: โUmmmmmโฆ 4!โ
Officer: โWhatโs the square root of 100?โ
Blonde: โUmmmmโฆ 10!โ
The officer continues, โWho killed Abraham Lincoln?โ
Blonde: โUmmmmโฆ I dunno.โ
The officer suggests, โWell, you can go home and think about it. Come back tomorrow.โ
Excited, the blonde calls a friend. She exclaims, โNot only did I get the job, Iโm already working on a murder case!โ

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