The first man lights a match. “This is a Christmas candle,” he says confidently.
“Very creative,” Saint Peter nods, letting him through.
The second man jingles his keys. “These are Christmas bells,” he grins.
“Not bad!” Saint Peter agrees, opening the gates.
The third man pulls out a pair of red panties.
Confused, Saint Peter asks, “And how are these related to Christmas?”
The man smirks, “They’re Carol’s.”