The Shocking Arrival
This evening, I stepped into the yard and froze. My four-year-old daughter stood at the doorstep, her little pink backpack on, a rolling suitcase beside herโthe one we usually took to the seaside.
Her eyes were shiny and red. She had clearly been crying.
โSweetheart, what happened?โ I crouched down. โWhy are you standing here? And why the suitcase?โ
She took a deep breath, her small chest rising as if she were about to deliver a very serious announcement.
โDaddyโฆโ she said, her voice trembling. โIโm leaving this house.โ
My Heart Skipped a Beat
I felt my stomach drop. โYouโฆ what? Where are you going? Why? Did something happen?โ
She frowned, her lip trembling. โI canโt live here anymore!โ Her tone was so dramatic, I almost thought she had rehearsed it.
Immediately, worst-case scenarios ran through my mind. Had someone hurt her? Had something happened at kindergarten?
โExplain properlyโฆ please,โ I said, bracing myself.
And then came the words that completely shocked me.
The Reason Left Me Laughing
โI canโt live with your wife anymore,โ she declared.
I blinked, stunned. โYou meanโฆ your mother?โ
โYes!โ she said indignantly. โI donโt love her anymore!โ
โOkayโฆ and what did Mom do?โ I asked.
She threw her hands up. โSheโsโฆ a monster! A real monster! She wonโt let me watch TV, she wonโt let me eat chocolate, and she keeps making me clean my room!โ
I turned away, struggling not to laugh.
Planning Her Escape
โSoโฆ where are you going to live then?โ I asked, keeping my voice calm.
โFar away from your wife!โ she said proudly.
โAnd more specifically?โ
โAt Grandmaโs!โ she announced like a champion. โGrandma lets me watch cartoons and always gives me chocolate!โ
At that point, I couldnโt hold it in any longer. I burst out laughing. She stood there, so serious she looked forty, not four.
Back Inside, Safe and Loved
I hugged her tightly and kissed the top of her head.
โMy little princessโฆ come on, letโs go back inside. Iโll talk to that monster.โ
She looked up at me, her eyes wide. โDaddyโฆ will you really talk to her?โ
โOf course,โ I said with a smile. โBut first, we unpack this suitcase, alright?โ
She nodded. With the expression of a tiny champion, she rolled her suitcase back into the house.

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