The Husband and The

A guy walked into a crowded bar, waving his unholstered pistol and yelled,“I have a 45 caliber Colt 1911 with a seven round magazine plus one in the chamber and I want to know who’s been sleeping with my wife.”

A voice from the back of the room called out,“You need more ammo!!!”

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