A married couple was fast asleep when the phone rang at 2 AM. The wife, who happened to be blonde, answered it, listened for a few seconds, and then said, “How am I supposed to know? That’s 200 miles away!” and hung up. The husband, curious, asked, “Who was on the phone?” His wife responded,
My Mother Excluded Me From Christmas Because My Life Embarrassed Her — Then My Face Appeared on the Screens at the Children’s Hope Gala
